The homotopy theory of groups [the-homotopy-theory-of-groups]

Context: Krause and Nikolaus: Group Theory for Homotopy Theorists (pdf). Krause and Nikolaus develop group theory using model categories (well, one model category). This is obviously a joke, but I think it _is_ a very useful pedagogical joke. So I'm going to go through it and try to explain what's happening.